Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Found this joke on reader's digest and thought I'd share it.
One day, Lion summoned all the other animals in the jungle.
"Each of you must tell a joke," he said. "But if anyone fails to laugh, I'll kill the person who told it. Monkey, you go first"
Monkey began, "Two men go into a bar ..." When he delivered the punchline, everyone roared with laughter, except Tortoise. Thus, Lion pounced on Monkey and killed him.
Next up was Elephant. He told his joke and, again, everyone laughed except Tortoise. So Lion pounced on Elephant and killed him.
The animals were furious with Tortoise, but nobody dare to move.
Tiger began his joke, but when he was about one sentence in, Tortoise suddenly rolled over and began kicking its feet in the air, giggling his head off.
[I got the joke at this point though the joke wasn't finished yet. If you didn't, carry on reading.]
"What's wrong with you?" roared an irate Lion. "Tiger isn't even finished with his gag yet!"
"I'm sorry," said Tortoise, but Monkey's joke was simply too funny!
[If you still didn't get the joke, it's something to do with the animal and what it's known for]
I'm thinking of switching to wordpress, let's see how things go for the next few days.
10:38 PM
Monday, April 26, 2010
[edit] look at what happened after I tried to shut down my computer today
9:37 PM
Sunday, April 25, 2010
When the alarm rang this morning, I woke up with this really throbbing headache along with a sore throat (just like after a hangover). I decided that I wasn't feeling well enough to make it for the morning walk with the elderly, so I sent an sms to the volunteer leader, took some Panadol and Strepsils lozenges, and continued sleeping all the way until noon.
By then, though I still had the sore throat, my headache subsided :D and we went to the Chevrons for lunch with Joel's family. Rushed back to Bishan afterwards for PW meeting at my house, which wasn't very productive because we wasted the first half hour playing with hamsters and half the remaining time talking crap+watching random videos. But at least we have a headstart for GPP!
Celebrated my brother's birthday at night with this awesome vanilla icecream cake from HD. Although I've said this to you many times today already, here goes:
Happy birthday my dear Yuan Yu! Although you may be the most annoying and irritating brother to have around at times (actually most of the time), your happy-go-lucky attitude, along with the occasional lame joke, maniacal laughter and fail singing, never fails to bring out the joy in anyone no matter how down they are! May your life continue to be as cheery as a sunflower, and I wish you all the best in your studies and health! :D
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to Yuan Yu~
Happy birthday to you.
10:57 PM
Saturday, April 24, 2010
I am feeling very bored -----(1)
I have lots of work to do -----(2)
I don't have a lot of time to blog --- (3)
(1)+(2)+(3) = Random stuff time!
I know that many people are stressed out over project work and do not want to think much for PI, so I decided to carry out this little research of mine to find out how many lazy or desperate people out there are.
I'll type the following stuff into my blog and see how many people reach my website after one month. I'll post the results after the deadline
"Ok, it took me a while to compile these sample preliminary idea papers for this year's project work topic which is on amalgamation and alternatives. If you want some ideas for your PI, you can have a look at them. I've uploaded them here. Please do have a look and do not plagarize; they're the result of the hard work of my peers"
"Ok, it took me a while to compile these sample preliminary idea papers for this year's project work topic which is on amalgamation and alternatives. If you want some ideas for your PI, you can have a look at them. I've uploaded them here. Please do have a look and do not plagarize; they're the result of the hard work of my peers"
"YYEESSSSS MY GPP IS FINALLY FINISHED! SINCE I'M SO HAPPY, I SHALL UPLOAD ITHERE TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE! WOOHOOO"
PLEASE NOTE THAT WHAT I'M TYPING IS NOT REAL. For those who got rickrolled because you did not find any sample PIs or GPPs, good luck with your PW! Hard work pays off ^^
Ok back to work.
11:03 PM
Thursday, April 22, 2010
I seriously love mugging and doing hw in the SFL with friends and classmates. I tend to focus on my work more and you can always have a little chat when you're bored of work. And because of that, I finished all the work I was planning to do during the weekend without noticing it :D
10:25 PM
Monday, April 19, 2010
Look, if you don't want to help yourself, I'm fine with it since it's not my life you're screwing around with anyway. Go ahead and remain pessimistic. What I have left to say is that even though time can heal, being pessimistic all the time will not allow it to.
12:41 AM